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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Shreks in the City

I'm tired about all this buzz about Sex in the City's movie. Considering the downer trailer only brought us two things: Terrible puns about feminine hygiene and pug-faced Sarah Jessica Parker giving more girls between the ages of 21 and 41 a reason to be single "because Carrie Bradshaw is right! Men ARE the devil!". Come on!

This franchise gives/has always given guys a bad name, by making it OK for girls to be depressingly single while a totally reasonable opportunity is staring at them in the face while they serve me my Latte every Tuesday at Starbucks. Just a shame. Because of pug-girl and the rest of her sect, every mildly attractive girl who gets HBO or owns a DVD player no longer becomes a spinnster, but rather a "cougar", whatever the hell that means.

Oh and topping off each episode with a voice over and writing your thoughts into a computer? Please. I was into that when 15-year-old NPH was doing it on his Windows P.O.S. Word.

1 comments:

xotoroxo said...

FYI Matt, I just saw this last night, and Big leaves Carrie at the alter, not the other way around. You have failed. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.